haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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