is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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