She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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