Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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