that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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