We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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