I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
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Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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