So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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