R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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