Me too!
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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