I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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