idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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