Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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