Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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Party on wayne
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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