No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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