i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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