There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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