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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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