Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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