I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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