He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I need a beard to bite.
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