Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
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Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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