I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It's Friday. Sex?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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