god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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