I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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