I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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