fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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