Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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