She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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