I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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