phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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