how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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