yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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