So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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