love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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