You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Come share oat with me in your robe
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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