Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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