But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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