? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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