She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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