I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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she told me i tasted like america
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Hippo gnu deer
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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