I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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