He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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