I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
they're like a gay fantastic four
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I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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