then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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