Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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