anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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