My nipple is on Facebook.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.