i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
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so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.