He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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