I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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