Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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