You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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