i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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