Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I party with great urgency now.
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