Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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