I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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